To sleep, perchance to dream

Jun 25
Have you ever seen Ni Hao Kai Lan? It’s like Dora the Explorer but for Chinese. I’ve been watching it a lot lately and learning Chinese with my daughter who is almost 4. My friend had an interesting theory about the show though.

Do you think the show was made to get our children ready for their Chinese masters when the Chinese take over the US?

Think about it - It’s teaching them the Chinese language and constantly promoting sharing. If THAT doesn’t sound like red commie bastard shit then I don’t know what it is. Sharing in Chinese… yeah yeah.

We see what you’re up to Mao. And you’re on notice.

Have you ever seen Ni Hao Kai Lan? It’s like Dora the Explorer but for Chinese. I’ve been watching it a lot lately and learning Chinese with my daughter who is almost 4. My friend had an interesting theory about the show though.

Do you think the show was made to get our children ready for their Chinese masters when the Chinese take over the US?

Think about it - It’s teaching them the Chinese language and constantly promoting sharing. If THAT doesn’t sound like red commie bastard shit then I don’t know what it is. Sharing in Chinese… yeah yeah.

We see what you’re up to Mao. And you’re on notice.