To sleep, perchance to dream

I really really hate when you have to stand in a public restroom and wait for a stall. I like to walk into the public restroom and have an open stall right away so that I can live in my own bubble and imagine that no one else has used that toilet before. When you have to stand there and wait for someone to get out and then you walk in immediately after them there is no denying that someone’s ass was just on that seat. At least if I didn’t see anyone come out of it I can lie to myself. The worst is when you go in and the seat is still warm. BLEH. All I can think about is that I am now basically ass-to-ass with the guy that just walked out of there. My mind reeling with the disgusting ramifications of what I am doing. Ass-to-ass. Think about it.