Do. Not. Ever.

  • Do. Not. Ever. Even. Think. About. Joining. The. Army.

  • Don’t do it. Don’t do it. Don’t do it.

  • If you enjoy your freedom then ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM and continue living.

  • If you’re feeling curious slam your junk in a car door.

  • If you’re feeling patriotic buy a fucking flag.

  • Period.