To sleep, perchance to dream

    I’m sorry but were you expecting a phone call? From the President perhaps? Perhaps you are a doctor and the only qualified rectal trauma surgeon in the entire state. No. Wait a second - if someone calls you can’t you feel your phone vibrating in your pocket? Could you possibly explain to me why in the fuck you need a blue-tooth headset in your ear WHILE you are sitting in a theater watching a movie. Seriously, you are aware there is an ultra bright pulsating blue LED on the headset right? I was trying to enjoy District 9 which I have been looking forward to for a very long time and I was really getting immersed in the story. Suddenly, some light shines in corner of my eye. I figured it was someone opening their cell phone and then putting it away. It does it again. This time it pierces through my consciousness breaking me out of the great movie that I was enjoying. I ask myself, “what was that?” I turn my head 45 degrees to the left and witnessed something that left me completely shocked and had my blood pressure shooting up 10,000 fucking points. There on the side of your fucking fat head was a pulsating migraine in the form of a shitty $50 blue-tooth ear piece with a blue ultra-bright LED that illuminated the pitch black theater like a fucking light house. Not only was the light there but it was pulsating at a 2 second interval for the entire fucking movie. I couldn’t ignore it. It was perfectly in line with the corner of my eye and every 2 seconds when it would fire off and highlight everyone sitting around you with a bright blue light I could do NOTHING but stare at you, losing focus on my film I paid $10 for, and think about that fucking blue-tooth ear piece exploding and blowing off your head. Unfortunately you were sitting too far away from me for me to take care of your insolence without making a large scene and involving everyone in the theater. Instead I had to accept the fact that I had to sit there and do nothing but wish terrible horrific death upon you. I hope you enjoyed the movie you stupid fuck.